CANDY WALKERS MAKING UP FOR SCARCITY OF CANDY CANES
NEW YORK—The candy walker, once considered a sugary flop, is in high demand this holiday season, with stores around the country reporting that it is more than making up for…
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NEW YORK—The candy walker, once considered a sugary flop, is in high demand this holiday season, with stores around the country reporting that it is more than making up for…
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ORLANDO, Fla.—The federal government believes that the Olive Garden restaurant chain is a front for the mob and says that it has never-ending evidence to prove it. After a decade-long…
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ATLANTA—After an untimely passing three years ago that left his fans, friends, and family shocked and deeply saddened, Anthony Bourdain visits the afterworld in a special two-hour episode of his…
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PARIS—The saying “revenge is a dish best served cold” was confirmed by chefs from the legendary Le Cordon Bleu culinary school in Paris, France, who performed blind taste tests of…
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HONG KONG—Hong Kong residents again voted Panda Express the best Chinese food in the city, marking the eighth straight year it has held that distinction, and the ninth time in…
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MILWAUKEE—A professor at the University of Wisconsin says that cannibalism is the best, most organic solution for overpopulation, simply because most people’s revulsion to the idea would make them less…
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TAMPA, Fla.—The International Flat Earth Research Society held its annual fundraiser this past weekend, a time that precisely coincides with no known astronomical events. The society’s president and chief scientific…
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IRVINE, Calif.—California-based In-N-Out Burger is breaking into two separate companies, to be named In Burger and Out Burger, in order to deal with its recent business challenges stemming from vaccine…
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LOS ANGELES—Brunch filed a lawsuit in U.S. and British courts Wednesday, claiming that it has yet to be taken seriously as a regular meal because of discrimination by Breakfast and…
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CHICAGO—Three of the nation’s biggest fast-food restaurant chains are merging, in what industry analysts say is a whopper-sized industry consolidation that will create economies of mediocrity unlike anything the country…
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